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A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.
Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!
A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.
He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.
putting an extremely bingeable tv show/ similar youtube videos on the tv as background noise while doing something else, i.e. crafting, smoking weed, etc.
“would you mind picking a cocomelon while i pack a bowl? i think i wanna watch Seinfeld”
Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters
Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows
Picking up the plywood: exceedingly rough anal sex
Picking up the plywood: I am going to Joe's house later to pick up the plywood
A sob pick is the last desperate shroom pick before first frost. The harvest usualy provides slim pickings for even the most skilled harvester. The prospect of there being no more crop until next year fills the hunter with woe.
Louie's face was soaked with tears while on his final desperate sob pick. There was no solace in the fact he had a stock pile of dry shrooms to last the year as he had eaten them all.
When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up