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The tingling sensation a male gets in his winky before he becomes erect
My word! I saw Lindsay’s bum tonight and it gave me some willy whispers.
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A middle aged gay white guy who only has sex with gorgeous black men with smooth creamy skin and large chocolate cocks.
Even thou Martin was successful as a commercial banker, he had even more success playing Willie Wonka to Lamar’s chocolate factory
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A Willie Wonka is the act of dipping ones penis in chocolate and then having an overweight person perform oral sex on you.
"Hey man! Did you Willie Wonka that fat chick last night? Bet she liked that..."
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boy 1: thats a small willy you got there
boy 2: thanks man
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When you vigorously scratch your nuts and then stick your finger in someone's ear
Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.
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When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.
I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.
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