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To piss one off while offending them
Kate: So then John goes, "Yeah, and since I cheated on you, I might as well tell you that your mom was WAY better than you!"
Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!
Expression for: Drench me in oil and lit me on fire, cause I don't want to do this anymore.
A: "Hey bro, how's the lecture doing?"
B: "I can't understand anything and my exam is coming up. Douse me"
Someone with a choking fetish; one who is into Erotic asphyxiation.
Have you been on Tinder? It’s full of these Chokle me Elmo broads.
A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
that's that me espresso, like Sabrina Carpenter said once.
that person can't even sleep cause he or she can't stop thinkin about you. you are so powerful and give that person an energy that's hard to explai, like a shot of espresso.
Person 1: "Johnny is soooo down bad when he's talking about you, he sounds giddy"
Person 2: "that's that me espresso"
When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.
Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh