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Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.
???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...
French song by artist Indila. Regarded as the official theme song of TopG Andrew Tate. Whenever you hear this song you shall be stricken with fear as the TopG is near.
Tourner dans le vide, vide
Tourner dans le vide, vide.
Listening to Tourner Dans Le Vide allows me to have unmatched perspicacity and sheer indefatigability.
Song by artist Indila. Regarded as this official theme song of TopG Andrew Tate. Whenever you hear this song you shall be stricken with fear as the TopG is near.
Il me fait tourner dans le vide
Tourner dans le vide vide
Tourner dans le vide vide.
Tate is near.
the drunk man I met at the bus stop
MAN:..." well he got fired for a DUI"
DAN:" hell everybody's got a DUI why do you think Im ridin' the bus ,used ta have a nice truck and everything"
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A caravan located in Essex, where locals can converse over a tinny and a piece, whilst taking in the breathtaking sights of the Buttgina Floodfields!
"I really could do with a beer"
"Lets head over to Dan Mack's Love Shack"
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Term used only in the Bay Area. Commonly used as an insult to someone or joking comment.
Example: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"Why? You tryna dick me down Dan?"
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When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
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