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A male who has never had a relationship.
OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!
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Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs
Boyfriend it's November 18 baby
November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook :') thank me later
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November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day
Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper
give your girlfriend your favourite jumper
November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumped day
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January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.
"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"
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June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
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Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.
My love, is the perfect girlfriend.