Clam Beat

The rhythmic pulsation of the female genitalia in response to stimulation via either an external source or in some cases the mere thought of a sexual encounter. This phenomenon is usually accompanied by the excretion of bodily fluids stated colloquially as "clam chowder."

At first I didn't think Jackie was that in to me until the clam beat started up, from there on out it was like Ivar's up in the bitch.

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kill the beat

Killing the beat is dance jargon used when a dancer is completely synchronized with the music’s beat or–in very rare cases–it’s lyrics.

That bboy can kill the beat

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crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

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birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

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Beat the wizard

A descriptive expression used to insinuate that one has accomplished an impossible task.(i.e. as if you had magical powers)

I beat the wizard on that test.

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Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

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Beat Jam

A song one would have sex to.

Marvin Gaye's Sexual healing and Flight of the Conchords's Business Time are great Beat Jams!

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