Random
Source Code

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024


Country boys make do

Comes from an image entitled "country girls make do", then adapted for boys. Implies gay men in the countryside, often in stereotypical places such as the southern United States, use objects such as corn for dildos.

"Just saw my buddy Josh rawdogging himself on an ear of corn."
"Country boys make do."

by Lamp_loving_moth June 8, 2024


country enema

The act of peeing in ones butthole during anal copulation. Peeing inside the anal cavity

Ashley was constipated for 7 days so Jay decided to give her a good ole country enema.

by Johnny Wadd 1981 May 2, 2021


Country

Bentley (in deep voice)

Whenever anything country happens

“Did you hear that he went duck hunting! That’s so bentley!”

by Beannntly April 5, 2018


country

a well established nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory, must be at least 500 years old.

the uk is a country

by blickj johnson December 8, 2018


country

music made by constipated horses

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated horses so I got a country CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020


Country

Anywhere out side of London to sell drugs

Dealer - Yo my yg your gonna get the train to Manchester

Shotta - why Manchester
Dealer - that’s all the way out in country

Dealer - Yo my yg your gonna get the train to Manchester

Shotta - why Manchester
Dealer - that’s all the way out in country

by Tepze December 15, 2021