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When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"
Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.
"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"
A group of 2 or more men such each other’s dick while their dick is in turn being sucked by another party. Like dick chicken, the intention is to prove who is gay first. The game ends when one man ejaculates into another man(s) mouth while the man who tasted the cum is not gay, the person who cummed is. The game is called California Dick Chicken as California is known primarily as a very sexually deviant state as well as having a greater amount of homosexuals in the state. An abbreviation would be CDC.
Damian: Did you know that Brian lost a game of CDC last night?
Ezekiel: What’s that?
Damian: California Dick Chicken is where he came in another man’s mouth.
Ezekiel: That’s disgusting
The act of when a collection of eight or more homeless men engage in a circle jerk where the pivot man holds a picture of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then the picture is sent to Gavin Newsom where he will proceed to roll a joint and smoke the semen soaked blunt.
The Idahoan Governor just said California outhouse fire!
The sexual confidence that somebody from California has, compared to the rest of the U.S.A.
Have you met the new guy, Isaiah, he's got that California wang sauce.
when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.
I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.
When you are banging a fat chick from behind in a Hot tub while she's eating a stack of pancakes.
California title wave: I met Mary a 300 pounder, and brought her back to my place to have pig sex
When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.
Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.
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