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The act in which pre-mature ejaculation, is brought to a much shorter period of time where, you can blow a load in less that twelve seconds.
Girl: Last night, my boyfriend was going to fuck me,
and he started Pulling a Christian.
Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him.
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Preppy ass school in Slz. Filled with foreign exchange students.
DON'T GO THERE.
(ALSO KNOWN AS Gaywood)
Guy1:What school do you go to?
Guy2:Redwood Christian, its full of chinks.
Guy1: Bro do you mean Gaywood?
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A sorry excuse for "good christians" to listen to heavy music without being thought of as an atheist or "evil".
*Person 1 is listening to heavy screamo-like music.*
Person 2: Dude turn that shit off thats not even music. It sounds like satanic music.
Person 1: Nah man it's a christian metal band, it's not evil at all.
Person 2: Oh okay makes total sense.
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1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
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The act of a Christian choosing which parts of the Bible to believe and honor while disregarding other passages.
Contextual Christianity has been the forefront of California's Yes on 8 campaign to prevent gay marriage. While the Bible considers same sex relationships unacceptable, it also asks for people to love and accept each other.
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An umbrella term referring to the various Christian sects of the USA (and especially the Bible belt) that hate poor people and foreigners.
Joe the Plumber: "God doesn't want my taxes going to Obamacare. God helps those who help themselves."
Joe's kid: "But Daddy, the Bible says we have to help poor people."
Sane person: "Never mind Joe. He's an American Christian."
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Rap music is horrible enough without it being christian rap.
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