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Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend

A male who has never had a relationship.

OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

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November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day

Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs

Boyfriend it's November 18 baby

November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook :') thank me later

by Hehehee :) November 18, 2020

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November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day

November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day

Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper

by Officialsdays November 9, 2020


November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumped day

give your girlfriend your favourite jumper

November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumped day

by Officialsdays November 9, 2020

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National give your girlfriend what ever she wants day

January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.

"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"

by Heusjsbxusksbudnwh January 26, 2021

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June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day"

June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.

GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"

by Katzleinne June 10, 2021

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Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

β€œHelp, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023