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A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.
When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.
I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses
Refers to incessantly scrolling on a smartphone, which has a glass screen. Used as a pejorative, with the connotation of doing something ineffectual, unproductive, and/or even harmful to oneself.
Brings up imagery of someone making pictures or writing on frosted glass to pass the time, or someone trying to make a permanent mark on a glass pane with just their fingernail but ends up breaking their own fingernail.
glass-scratcher (noun)
1. someone who spends a lot of time on their phone, usually scrolling through social media, but can playing games, etc., usually to their own detriment (e.g. social seclusion, inability to get out of bed without checking their social media feed, etc.)
2. someone who spends a lot of time trying to gain attention and/or influence on social media, but doesn't make much difference, and their obsession ends up harming them in some way, (e.g. getting into arguments online, fans turning on them, etc.). Can be used as a synonym for 'bluetick' (someone verified on Twitter), 'clicktivist', etc.
I wasted all day scratching glass; I checked Facebook, then Snapchat, then went on Pinterest and just scrolled for hours. I think I have a problem.
Joe Hildebrand is such a glass-scratcher. He spends so much time on Twitter but only has a few followers, and then he comes on Channel 10 and can't hold a proper conversation. Why does he bother trying to be a celebrity when he can't engage in social interaction outside of Twitter?
When one has been served "a glass of Sammy" they have been silenced for their wrong doing. It is not a rude word or meant as a insult. The name Sammy stands for justice for those who annoy others.
Samantha was so annoyed by jonathan that she served him a glass of sammy.
Switching sunglasses in the middle of a conversation in order to prove a point.
"Tina was was all up on me so I had to swap glass and tell her to shove off."
When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass
Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night
A pint glass which kills all bubbles in a beer
For fuck’s sake, I’ve got a Russell glass!