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When someone comes over and acts all big, wanting a fight, you jimmy jang them to hell. A fun alternative to saying you’re gonna fuck someone up.
“Hey Chloe! That guy over there looks like he’s gonna start a fight with you.”
“It’s okay Hana, I’ll go Jimmy Jang him. That’ll show him who is the boss around here.”
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Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.
Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.
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when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)
jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.
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The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.
"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."
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To dump or move on as in reference to a lover. To break up or end a relationship. Same as a "Dear John Letter"
Nancy really pissed me off so I gave her the Jimmy Choo.
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Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter
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Further describes the NYC 70's term "joint" which described anything that was really happening or cool, making it even more happening or ultra cool.
Word - it was the jimmy joint!
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