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when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)
jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.
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Jimmy Saville is what people in the UK know as Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas in America. He is known as Saint Jimmy Saville or Saint Saville for short.
“Jimmy Saville is coming down the chimney tonight to give us our presents.”
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Lil Jimmy is a orange yellowish egg with freckles, dont be fooled by lil jimmy because lil jimmy is always sad. Lil Jimmy had a girlfriend one time but she dumped him 5 times which broke lil Jimmy's heart.
Poor lil jimmy.
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When someone comes over and acts all big, wanting a fight, you jimmy jang them to hell. A fun alternative to saying you’re gonna fuck someone up.
“Hey Chloe! That guy over there looks like he’s gonna start a fight with you.”
“It’s okay Hana, I’ll go Jimmy Jang him. That’ll show him who is the boss around here.”
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Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.
Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.
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The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.
"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."
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To dump or move on as in reference to a lover. To break up or end a relationship. Same as a "Dear John Letter"
Nancy really pissed me off so I gave her the Jimmy Choo.
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