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a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
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Fuck Your Life
with a thumbs up in the middle.
(Y) is the symbol for thumbs up on MSN Messenger.
this is an insult to someone with the add audacity of giving the person you're being a dick to a thumbs up.
(smiling whilst giving a thumbs up)
- Fuck Your Life Fag ! (Y)
- F(Y)L back at ya !
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A word of which is comprised of a random keying of letters found on your typical desktop computer's keyboard. This word is most commonly typed with the eyes closed in an insane pattern that has no apparent plan of action.
l;'gskd'f;gsojgs
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A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
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Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).
L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.
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lick my vagina. girl come back to S my D.
why don't you L my V
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LAMF was an obscene acronym used in the 1960s and onward by teenagers and other youth, sometimes to describe their gangs, though not necessarily the more violent and highly-organized gangs now existing.
The acronym might be combined with their community or other name, as Kings LAMF and was often written with marker pen inside subway cars in New York City.
The term stood for "Like A Mother Fucker" and was also used as the title, in that context, albums by Folk-Rock Duo Bunky and Jake in 1969, L.A.M.F. and Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers in 1977, L.A.M.F.
In the present, some bands and individuals use the term LAMF to evoke connotations of said Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers album and the musical milieu that gave birth to it.
LAMF is also the name of the Burden Brothers Street Team.
Vans Skate Footwear has also released Jim Greco's pro model shoe, called the LAMF. Van's has also come out with the LAMF 2's.
Julian Cope and collaborators released an album by LAMF called Ambient Metal in 2001.
Japanese professional wrestler Yoshiaki Yago has the letters "LAMF" emblazoned on the back of his trunks.
Shannon Leto, of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, can often be seen wearing a shirt with the acronym LAMF written across the front in Pink lettering.
Johnny Thunders L A M F!
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