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"Kramer" from Seinfeld that got grilled for saying a word black people say 20 times an an hour.
Michael Richards: He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!
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np: Michael DeWayne Brown (b 1954-)
(aka: Gilligan. Wile E. Coyote.)
n. Brown
1. n. Former head of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). FEMA (aka: Federal Excessive Masturbation Autocracy.)
2. n. Former Arabian horse inseminator. (ie-technician who pulls the dong of an Arabian stallion, and then injects the effluent into the cooch of the mare for purposes of pedigree horse breeding. (See: splooge broker.)
3. n. Former splooge broker to President George W Bush. (See patronage appointments.)
4. n. (generic) Any man bearing a strong resemblance to a large slug or turtle, who frequently uses the term ‘balls to the wall.’ Any mollusk-like individual obsessed with balls.
5. n. (generic) A paunchy fashion god of the LLBean type. Any flabby middle-aged caucasian male who believes that rolling up his sleaves makes him appear macho and decisive, despite massive evidence to the contrary (see George W Bush, Dick Cheney, James Earl Carter.)
6. n. (slang: brown bag) A douche bag. An enema bag.
7. n. (generic) A whiner. One who whines, and blames others/everybody for his mistakes. (See stool pigeon.)
8. n (generic) A fall guy. (See Admiral Husband Kimmell.)
9. n. (generic) A scape goat used to draw attention away from a systematic government failure of massive proportions.
10. n. (sports) A coach. (ie-the act of firing the coach of a professional sporting team because it is impossible to fire the owner. See George Steinbrener.)
v. to brown:
1. v. To whine. To blame others for one’s own mistakes.
2. v. To fail miserably at a task, usually as a result of total ineptitude, incomptetence and indecisiveness. To make a bad situation worse through incompetence. (see: cockup, clusterfuck, hump the bunk, fuck the dog.)
3. v. the act of answering urgent emails with ridiculous understatements, suggesting that the recipient did not understand the gravity of the message. (ie-Message: “The 9th ward levy just broke, and New Orleans is under 18 feet of water!” Reply: “Thanks for the update. I’ll start looking for an alternate supplier of mardi gras beads.”)
“Oh stop browning, already. You know it was your fault.”
“Boy did I ever michael brown that job up!”
“Be sure to pack the brown bag for the trip to Mexico. We might need it if we get a case of Montezuma’s revenge.”
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When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him
I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson'd!
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The combination of the awesomeness of Alan and Michael, smart,sexy and often falls in love with girls that are also smart and beautiful like a Salena.
Wow Alan-michael is so awesome and smart!
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12 inches length, 3 inches wide, girls love to suck it and get slapped in the face by it!!
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Original bassist for metal/"grunge" band Alice in Chains. Recorded on the albums Facelift and Dirt as well as the EP's We Die Young and SAP. Replaced by former Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez after Dirt.
Did you hear that Michael Starr bass line in Rooster? It was fucking awesome.
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