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Beat Nuts

1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.

Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts

Beat nuts! the feuer broke!

myles is a beat nut

what a beat nutter, he won't throw down for buddha

by bumpea April 29, 2010

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Robust a nut

Busting an extremely large cum load usually occurring when one masturbates for the first time after a long hiatus of not masturbating.

For lent I did not masturbate for 40 days. When I masturbated for the first time, I did Robust a nut.

I would like to very much robust a nut on 6 - 8 girls in my math class.

by BigHorseAl April 15, 2009

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bubble nuts

n. Slang term meaning genital herpes.

That bitch gave me bubble nuts.

by Jerreau Taylor September 18, 2007

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nimble nuts

Sarcastic statement indicating lack of confidence in one's motor skills.

Your friend falls of a cliff: "Nice move nimble nuts"

by David Griffith April 7, 2005

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gogo-nutting

having intense homosexual intercourse while inside a tree-house, while the observations of squirrels are at hand.

Last night, around eleven o'clock, Maxwell took Jason up into the tree-house and started gogo-nutting.

by trevor and ethan May 16, 2006

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Nut Milk

Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.

Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

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Beach Nut

When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.

JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"

by richard parker November 17, 2014

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