Oliver Ashcroft is a dickhead who stays inside all day and plays Fortnite. He shags cats
Oliver Ashcroft is a cunt.
A cute guy, normally one who is a bit fat; but still cute.
“Hey, have you seen Oliver Taylor around?”
“No, why?”
“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”
Sexiest man living.
Women want to be around him. Men want to be him.
A King among Kings.
I saw a picture of Oliver Emmerson today, voted sexiest man in the universe. Infinite Rizz.
The feeling you get having had an anal douche session, followed by an anal bleaching then lastly a fisting from a wart-handed, homeless, incest librarian assistant. It resembles the feeling of brutal felching with one's own extremely attractive step sister.
Blimey, it feels as if I've just had an Oliver lane.
olive is an amazing person. they are cute and fun. they can make you laugh all the time and are very relatable. they know how you feel from glances and know how to make you feel better. they know how to pick good friends and have a pretty large friend group. they have great fashion sense and is very cultured. they do not live under a rock.
they are hopeless romantics and rarely have crushes, but when they do their a sucker for that person. they’re trusting in their close friends and confide in them about their feelings.
they would never leave anyone on read and understands how it feels.
they are just downright da bomb
omg!! i met olive <3 today, they’re so cool!!
omg i bet, all olives are cool 😎