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Police. See #1. You look at them one time. If you double take or look too long you might attract their attention. In doing so, with a cop with nothing better to do and if in their minds they suspect an ounce of fishy shit going on with you, expect to get followed for a bit so they can check your plates, pull you over and/or get talked to to see what's up with you.
From the movie Street Kings
Coates: Man, we got the one time up in here. Motherfucking po-po. Is there any square cops out there? Or is everybody out for theirs?
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The worst band ever.I'm surprised by how this band even became famous.
Directioner 1:Omigosh,one direction is da best!
Directioner 2:Yea,screw all the stuff like the Beatles,Queen and Ac/Dc
Hardcore music critic:Come on,that stuff sounds like a cat giving birth.
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One Direction (1D) is a group of "men" that have questionable sexual orientation. The fanbase of 1D consists of rabid females that males question their intelligence. The infection called "One Direction Infection" is as of now incurable, but any person who has it should be promptly put into solitary confinement until signs of a normal human-being to be regained. 1D, like 5 Seconds of Summer, sells over priced merchandise to the little school girls that "love" them.
Guy: "One Direction! More like One More Goddamn Boyband Fag Group!"
Girl: "I'll beat the living shit out of you for saying those words!"
Guy: "You can't be cured you little cunt!"
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Another mind-numbing over-hyped, under-talented pop group made up of complete nobodies who won't have a career in five years time and won't even be remembered two years after that.
Typically listened to by pre-pubescent children and young teenagers who have no taste in music and will eat up what ever rubbish is served to them. Typical music listened to is the likes of JLS, The Wanted and other god-awful mainstream nonsense.
One Direction fan: OMG!!! Have you heard of one direction?! They are like soooo kewelsiez!! I <3 Them!!!
Metal Head 1: One Direction? Yeah, STRAIGHT INTO THE BARGAIN BIN!!!! LOLZ!!! NEXT!!!! \m/
Metal Head 2: Erm, have YOU heard of DECENT MUSIC??? Jesus, what a load of utter shite!!!
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get drunk for purpose of getting drunk
"when this is over I'm going to tie one on"
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