pig cock

noun:
1. A pig's meat stick.
2. A penis that is curly like a pig's tail.

1:
"Pickled pig cock? Yummy."

2:
"Joey has a pig cock" - Rodion
"Really?" - Travis
"Yep." -Rodion

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men are pigs

Men are mostly called pigs because of the way they treat women. So, the word of the day is, "consideration" guys. Have a little...

"God, not again, could you please pee in the bowl next time?!!"

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Peppa Pig

A dumbass bint that just goes “I’m Peppa Pig, oink” and has a brother named George, not with pig on the end, just George, that can only say dinosaur and is a crybaby. I hate this show it is crap!

Big kid: “Oh look, that child still watches Peppa Pig. Boo!”
Little kid: “well you don’t eat everything with a fork, I do because Peppa does!”
Big kid: “Listen you lameass loser, you don’t eat everything with a fork you mongrel! Peppa is an asshole!”
Other big kid: “Hey, my little brother and sister are afraid because they saw Momo on there! Ha, ha! Scaredy-cats!”
Big kid: “Good one!”

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pick-a-pig

a place where it is easy to pick up a toothless whore

i went to the pick-a-pig for a piece of easy ass

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throwing pigs

Getting drunk. Alternative for the phrase "getting hammered" or "hammed up" they sound like there will be some sort of pigs

being thrown by or at you. Also a good way to be discreet about what activities you will be partaking in, in front of the "adults"

Mom: "Jess, what are your plans tonight?

Jess: "Oh, just throwing pigs and whatnot."

Mom: "That sounds messy! Try not to ruin your new sweater!"

Jess: "I won't!" (see, ^ oblivious!)

-or-

Sam: "Omg, last night Josie was sooo drunk!"

Ciara: "She was throwing pigs left and right!"

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pig fishing

Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame.

"We went pig fishing last night and only got 3 cops to pull us."

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The Porky Pig

When a guy brings a girl back that likes him more than he likes her, and as a joke decides to seduce the girl into believing that intercourse is about to commence. However, instead of proceding to have sex, he decides to retreat to a corner and immediately masturbates (alone) in the corner. After getting off, he makes eye contact with the girl and announces (while stuttering): "That's All Folks!" He then leaves without any further explanation or converstation.

Wow, that bitch really wanted the D but was so annoying that I just had to give her The Porky Pig!

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