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A paid Snapchat, Onlyfans, etc. subscription.
Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."
A guy who has zero chill around love interests and may tend to find himself in one-sides relationships, entertain unrequited crushes and fall for people really fast. However, he is aware of his condition, puts a lot of effort into building his own life and improving himself and is very capable of dealing with rejection. Will often keep a lighthearted, ironic attitude towards his simpy love ventures.
Tormund from Game of Thrones is an archetypical Chad Simp.
Random person- Belle dolphin is the queen of simps
An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.
Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
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When a girl named grace is being a simp to another girl or male.
Grace opened her legs to Emily. Grace Simp
Grace begged Jonathan not to leave. Grace Simp.
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A Quick Simp is someone that simps rapidly for someone.
Officer Quick Simp'd for Lupus as soon as they joined voice chat.
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