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An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.
Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
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Being an idiot while infected with covid 19
Bruh1: hey man why u acting so weird
Bruh1: *drunk as fuck* cuz iiimmmm infected with simp - 19