Simp Nation

A nation of super simps that have been put together because of their crimes towards the boys. Being a part of Simp Nation means you have been banished from the boys because of your extreme simping

OMG LOOK (INSERT NAME) FINALLY GOT ACCEPTED INTO SIMP NATION. HES BEEN SIMPING FOR LIKE A YEAR!

I HEARD HE EVEN TALKS TO THE BOYS’ GIRLS!!

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Power Simp

some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes

"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"

"What a Power Simp"

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Alpha Simp

According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.

*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.

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Simp Collector

Women who crave the attention of lesser men to glorify them in every way but not give back

"Yes them some simp collecting hoes" "Doja Cat a Simp Collector"

Mega Simp

Chase Hibbs

Chase is a mega simp

marauders simp

A person, within this reality, who is obsessed with 4 dead gay wizards from a different reality

Damn, I love prongsie and snuffles so much, I am such amarauders simp

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad