Southwest Syndrome

When an individual from UMass-Amherst male/female is only attracted to Southwest dudes and bettys.

John:I use to live in Lewis in Northeast, but now I live in Patterson in Southwest and have been diagnosed with this syndrome.

Jake: What syndrome?

John: SOUTHWEST SYNDROME

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Pranav Syndrome

The condition when a person starts babbling English out of nowhere, just to sound more important.

Person 1: Aur Bete, kesa he? (Friend in a friendly tone)
Person 2: I say you don’t say this to me next time because I did not say anything wrong and I don’t like being called this and it would be my pleasure if you stop being mean like this
Person 1: Bhai terko Pranav Syndrome he kya?

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Friends Syndrome

When you constantly clap the Friends clapping bit whenever someone says friends

John: Why does he keep clapping when i say friends
Steve: *clap clap clap clap*
Wick: I think he has Friends Syndrome

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Atlanta Syndrome

The complete inability for sports teams from Atlanta to translate regular season success into post season success.

"Hey, did you see the Falcons blow it against the Giants?"
"Yeah, can't blame them though. Atlanta Syndrome got 'em"

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apeman syndrome

A condition involving one's armspan exceeding one's body height.

"DUDE, that girl totally has apeman syndrome. Look at the way she sits at her desk."

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Faggotory Syndrome

Two Males that think it's okay to Date together and try to have babies.

"Michai and Willy are suffering from Faggotory Syndrome"

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L-Syndrome

When a male and/ or female repeatedly asks you questions after a failed response to a text message.

*Text*
Boy: What are you doing?
(30 seconds later)
Boy: So you're not going to answer?!
(one minute later)
Boy: You mad? What's wrong???
Boy:……………..
Boy: -____-
Boy: alright fuck you then!!!!!
(30 minutes later)
Boy: babe c'mon
Girl: Hey I was in the shower :)
Girl to friend "This Dude has L-Syndrome!"

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