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the phenomenon that occurs when engaged in an unwanted, boring, tedious conversation where your mind naturally drifts away and all you can think of is the deliciousness of Bacon and the wonderful joy it brings. usually followed by heavy drooling
(in head) man, I hate when she vents about her day when i'm trying to watch the game. I wish she'd shut the fuck up, give me a blowjob and later make me a BLT sammy. damn you know what, that does sound good right about now. mmm bacon. crispy, salty ... bacon... oh yeah baby (drools)
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Mockney rhyming slang used at a private school in London meaning "never mind". Possibly common to other parts of south east london
Bacon also used on it's own to mean "mind"
Person A " got kicked out' the pub last night"
Person B "Bacon Rind"
Person A "what d'ya fancy doing tonight?"
Person B "i don't bacon"
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The genitalia of a very old man
My grandpa gets around, i hear some 20 year old ho gave his reagan bacon a petey pablo the other night.
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Bacon Grabber was 1920s slang for "repo man."
Man 1: Hey, what happened to your new car?
Man 2: I missed too many payments and the bacon grabbers took it away!
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A game wherein contestants must talk about nothing but bacon. The first person to say anything not related to bacon loses. The winner is the last one to mention bacon. The game is best played by 2-3 people, in a large group that is unaware of the game.
Sarah: I find that maple syrup compliments bacon well!
Buddy: But bacon stands on it's own!
Sarah: Be right back, I gotta go take a shit
Buddy: You suck at Bacon Chicken!
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A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.
As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.
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