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When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap
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The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.
Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.
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variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
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Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term.
"I'd hit Anthony Bourdain like the fist of an angry cod!"
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An amazing oriental-looking font that people sometimes download just for its awesome name.
*browsing dafont.com*
*sees Hong Kong Fist Fuck on the list*
*downloads it just to see the look on my boss's face*
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The act of grabbing your manhood with both hands, while thinking of your actractive co-workers (male or female).
Randy preformed the Double fisted chul;upa grab while looking down at Carla's tits over the command center.
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A way of showing Black Power without shouting it.
Yo we don't need to shout black power. When the Labor Day Parade happen again, just put your Right fist up in the air; they'll know what time it is.
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