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n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."
The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.
having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.
Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.
When you're caught with you're pants down for X reason and a goat tries to bang you.
specific scenario for the term "goated"
person1: dude, did you hear wat happened to allen?
person2: no, what?
person1: he went to go pee in some bushes and got a
goat-rundown.
person2: no way! rotflmij8ywtrh!
Allen: shut up.
Someone who runs away from everything and blames it on someone else or something
Claudio Tolomeo is a scape goat
Goat as in the greatest of all time escape goats
Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.
Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.
Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.
1. Sneaking around in highschool to do drugs, have sex, or other forbidden activities. Common in agricultural areas. See also "Feeding the cow" "Feeding the sheep" and so on.
"My parents have no idea. I just tell them we are feeding the goat."