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He's the coolest guy on earth, and have an amazing huge dick.
Claudio can give you an heart attack with his penis.
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Someone or something that represents godly and strong. A person of this quality is brave, mentally strong - though they may not show it often, trusting, handsome, not very sexually experienced but a great lover, and is there for anyone that needs him/her.
A thing of this quality is usually fun, awesome, and something you had a good experience with. It also shows something that you want or like to have.
Oh God Claudio was so romantic!
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A straight up bawla that is amazing at every sport. He is the one with the most assists on every team of every sport, and he can score too. This is one of those people that are one of a kind, and will always mind fuck you with everything he says. He is also super tall and makes awesome jokes. Also whenever you beat him at anything he will say it was luck, but the one time he beats you he will go crazy saying that he is amazing and that you suck.
You see Claudio
Me: Hey did you see my nasty goal yesterday?
Claudio: It was good.... But not as good as my three nasty assits!!!
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claudio is the coolest guy ever and lead singer of Coheed and Cambria
holy fucking fuckity fuck its claudio!
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Son: what are we eating today
Mom: we are eating claudio
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If you ever meet a Claudio, you are screwed and blessed at the same time. If he pays attention to you, the likelihood is that you will be smacked by random objects, including but not limited to a fan, his sunglasses, or whatever he is holding at the moment. He has a certain inclination towards floral shirts, pinstriped pajama resembling pants, and purple socks. He can be very nice, but if you invoke his rage through lack of en dehors, then get ready to be ignored.
1. Claudio: WHERE IS THE EN DEHORS. THIS IS VAGANOVA. VA-GA-NO-VA.
2. Person 1: Claudio ignored me today in class
Person 2: oof same
3. Claudio (for no apparent reason) : SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!
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Claudio is the one in the group that generates the biggest ruckus only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "kickin it." Claudios are also known as the new flakes
Eric was invited to the baby shower 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled a “Claudio”.
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