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To light ones anus hairs on fire and rip a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.
“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican charzard in Darrel’s basement last week, he caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”
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A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.
"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
Delivering anal sex to an intoxicated woman while she pukes, preferably in a toilet. Closely related to the Mexican Fritzie, which is the same act performed upon a man.
Suzie was hammered drunk last night and heaved in the bathroom, but she's a good sport so she let me give her a Mexican Fritz while she up-chucked.
Also known as a "Reverse Blumpkin". It's banging a girl in the ass while she simultaneously vomits tequila into a toilet after a hard night of partying.
Oh man, our last night in Cabo was CRAZY. Sarah got super drunk so the next morning I gave her a Mexican Fritz.
The extremely compelx act of gathering the ingredients of a taco, which includes: tortilla, beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato, hot sauce, etc. and smushing them all together in one's right hand. When these ingredients are thoroughly mixed together, proceed to fist your woman in the vagina. After continuously fisting the female, the taco ingredients should all be placed inside her vagina. Finally, proceed to eat out the female's vagina which should taste like delicious fish tacos!
Alec: yo bro what you doin?
Dan: nothin man I gotta relax after last night.
Alec: why chief, what happened?
Dan: me and my girl were hungry so we went to taco bell, then I gave her the good ol' Mexican Fisherman.
I ate so many beans last night that my Mexican yodel sounded like a ranchero version of Hocus Pocus by Focus
The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.
Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!