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This clever word was developed using the popular movie Brokeback Mountain, and its gay characteristics, as well as lingo from the hood to describe a friend that is acting gay or being a bitch.
John: Leave me alone!
Tyler: You a brokeback mountain as nigga!
Tyler: I'm not going out tonight, I want to stay home to watch Tope Chef and make pan broiled halibut.
Julie: You're being a complete brokeback mountain ass nigga!
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A sloppy herpes infested sister blister
I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver
This school is the shittiest place around, the teachers are fat gays who sit on there asses all day. Mr roadcap barely acts like a principle bc he's prolly jacking off in his office all day and Skelton is probably secretly gay
Line mountain high school is gay
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When the Bible talks about the water of life, it's referring to this wondrous soda.
mountain dew code red
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A low budget decrepit school from the 50’s in Great Barrington massachusetts. It’s about as full of asbestos as it is Trump supporting, gay hating country boys. It has a distinct smell of mold and burnt Juul pod. The shop teacher is pretty cool though I guess.
Friend 1: Hey bro I heard you go to Monument Mountain Regional Highschool so who’s addicted to nicotine there?
Friend 2: I think it’d be easier to list everyone who’s not.
A complete douche who goes around telling everyone about the new mountain dew cans.
Chris- "Hey, Mark did you see the new Mountain Dew cans?"
Mark- "Chris shutup, your being a real mountain dew-che bag right now!"
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The absolute hellhole of rich communities. The seniors drive faster than the final lap of Tokyo Drift and all the Mexicans create retarded clubs which are an excuse of eating hot Cheetos during school without being directly judged. There is a history for fucked up teachers that have done stupid shit. One of these legends created a comparison for Hitler to Donald Trump. That this is an absolute stud move because holy shit this guy is full balls to the wall. Sometimes, walking into a bathroom, you can hear the crippling sound of juuls being ripped and people being so addicted to nicotine that they decide to take hits in front of a fucking security camera. The losers of the school, aka the people that fail the easiest classes get transferred to alta vista, the neighbor school, who are defined as the shitstains of the community. A typical junior at this school thinks that they are the coolest fucking people around, and they pretty much shit and eat in their car because they are antisocial as fuck. On the other hand, the sophomores think that they are the coolest kids that ever existed and loiter in the quad, swinging their keychain everywhere and pretty much making a hazard to anyone that walks anywhere near the quad, ever. The freshman are the single most annoying creatures to roam the campus, wearing trendy clothes and being the most hooked on nicotine. These people literally sold their souls for some nicotine, as most of them look washed up and high all the time.
Mountain View High School is located in Mountain View, California.
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet
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