Pop Rocked

Getting a blowjob with pop rocks on your dick.

My girlfriend Pop Rocked my dick.

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friend-rock

music played by your friends that you don't necissarily like, but that becomes inexplicxable tolerable when someone you know plays it, and that you listen to anyway, becuase you're supporting them
I first saw heard this word from Sufjan Stevens in a Rolling Stone Q&A

I hate emo but I've been to every one of Sam's shows, and suprisingly they were'nt so bad. But I still hate emo. I must be into friend-rock

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blazer rock

Popular rock music ca. 1985 to 1989 that includes crisp, crisp drum beats and usually a horn section. Easy to identify artists of this genre because one or more of them will be wearing a blazer and/or sporting a mullet.

Steve Winwood, "Roll With It", a perfect blazer rock album
Rod Stewart, "Infatuation" era
Robert Palmer, any of his stuff
Don Henley, "Dirty Laundry to "The End of the Innocence" (sometimes the blazer can be used to make the artist seem more serious)
Power Station
Genesis, which then spawns Peter Gabriel in all of his blazer glory

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Iraq Rock

Fairly new genre of pop music with a faux-metal edge that emerged following the U.S. invasion of Iraq. Music appears to be "hard rock" but is actually schmaltz. Appeals to homesick service members as well as male 20- and 30-somethings generally. Lyrics typically discuss unamed persons as being separated by great distances and express vague misgivings about unspecified moral issues.

Puddle of Mudd's "Blurry"; Staind's "So Far Away." Iraq Rock.

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rock the ganja

The act of smoking or consuming substances related to marijuana or the cannabis plant. Derived from the Clash song Rock the Casbah.

"Hey, you guys wanna go out back and rock the ganja?"

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rock climber

The male version of a bag chasing whore...the rock climber is always willing to do whatever it takes no matter how heinous or preposterous the request to obtain a bag of street drugs..doesn't matter how minut the bag is the rock climber will do whatever it takes..

Look at that rock climber go at that dick like no other to get that pebble of meth...

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Queef-rock

a modern day "alternative" style of music usually performed by excessively dramatic lead singers and pseudo talented musicians. Common queef-rock characteristics are mediocre arrangements of pop music played with traditional rock instruments, and repetitious catchy choruses about nothing.

"Queef-rock" examples include performance "ARTISTS" such as Coldplay, Jonas Brothers and Kings of Leon.

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