How to annoy the nice teacher

You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

You: searches "How to annoy the nice teacher"
Urban dictionary: You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

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how big is kais cock

absolutely humongous and very yummy

kais gf-how big is kais cock?"

kai- absoltely humongeous and very yummy."

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how to summon flashback Mary

You don’t.

The horrific thought of Flashback Mary should make you not want to.

Seek a Therapist or counseling if this thought ever blows past your smol noggin ｑｗｑ

Stupid Fool:*in google* how to summon flashback Mary
Me or you and intellect:DONT YOU ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ DARE.
Stupid Fool:*does foolish thing and dies*
Me:...

He deserved it don’t be like the fool be cool

(I am aware that I suck)

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how could i be homophobic

my bitch is gay

"Ew, you're homophobic"

"how could i be homophobic?"

"You just are.

"My bitch is gay though."

...

"what"

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how do you report

When one person on military security watch asks another on watch what is their status/ How do you report?

Post 14 watch,how do you report?

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Oh, I know how it works

The statement used after being told how something works or functions.

Even if you may or may not know how this something works or functions, use the statement anyways to cause laughter.

"We're going to have a surprise party; where every one will hide and when the birthday girl arrives we will jump out and yell surprise!"

Nearly interrupt the previous statement with:

"---Oh, I know how it works."

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Hey how ya goin?

A quote from a youtuber named maxmoefoe. Another way of saying, "how are you?".

Hey how ya goin? My name is Mark Johnson.

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