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When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you
Turtle season is coming!
The little puff of air you do just before you poo.
I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.
When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off
I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle
A swaggy turtle has a lot of swag and style but is shy😏🤏🏼 yet steaming hot and scrumptious
your a swaggy turtle mister
Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
Turtlenecks and Sex.
-Not recommended.
"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."
A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.
“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”
“10-4. We are on the way up”.