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underworld pirates from above said website. they plunder the interwebs in search for epic treasures. most of these pirates still live at home with their mothers in the basement.
interweb pirates will plunder ur ninja face any day.
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Bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.
Really? My bottle pirate is so quiet and efficient, I never notice him.
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Hemp, rope, home grown.
It took me all day to burn that pile of pirate floss.
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A delicious brew, made of the finest Captain Crunch cereal mixed with a tantalizing twist of Captain Morgan Rum.
Pirate's Stew - It's gag-inducing delicious!
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When you or or sexual partner orgasms with your/their moan being much like that of a pirates "Y'argh"
*Note: When an Accidental Pirate is executed exclaiming the phrase "Land a'hoe!" is expected.
Dude last night this girl did an Accidental Pirate on me, then I said "Land a'hoe" and we high-fived.
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When a bearded homeless man missing an eye with a peg leg (prosthetic) cums all over your chest.
hey jack how was the pirate chest you got last night
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"Omega Pirate, most powerful of the Elite Pirate Forces. Omega Pirate can become invisible to normal sight. It is vulnerable when cloaked, as all energy is drawn from defense systems. By exposing itself to Phazon, it can regenerate damaged tissue and organs. Considered the pinnacle of the Elite Pirate program, this enemy should be handled with extreme caution and maximum firepower." - Log Book Excerpt from Metroid Prime
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