Cook ons

Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.

Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.

Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead

Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?

i am cooked

Means you r about to give up and still have constant nightmares about her even after 3 years. Fuck

Bru i am cooked

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Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

a cooks louse

Parasite, sticks to a cook doing all the prep, and shit cores ,

This idot is a cooks louse .

Conor Cooke

IBA boxing fighter most commonly known for his ability to take any punch what so ever and keep marching forward, also responsible for arguably the best fight in WBA history between him and Paul O’Driscoll.

Who is that guy covered in blood, taking punches and still stands tall?

That's Conor Cooke