air rape

when some one is

1 way to close in ur personal space

or
2 when some one is close to you when they talk and they have bad breath..you yell air rape!!

person 1"hey!"

person2 "uh hi"
preson 1"whaaas up?" (said in a breathy voice)

person 2 "ew dont breath on me!"
preson 1"whaaaat?"

person 2 "AIR RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Air Lock

When a girl is sucking your cock, you grab the back of her head, pulling her close while sticking two fingers up her nose...

air lock: I was getting a bj at movies last night, and I totally airlocked that bitch..

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Buenos Aires

Capital city of Argentina.

Buenos Aires is a city full of gansters, bitches, mobs, crooks and politicians.

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up in the air

a dude having a hard on

dang! if that chic body massage me "i'll be up in the air"

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air bud

Something that keeps on going, no matter how bad of a condition its in.

Why do they keep making those gosh-awful Air Bud movies?

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air fag

noun: a common deragatory term used to describe someone who was not tough enough to hack it in the navy or marine corps, and thus has joined the united states air force.

Guidance counselor talks with student:
Student: I wanna serve my country.
Counselor: You have a 2.8 GPA, 980 SAT, no sports or clubs.
Student: What's get me into, Navy!? Marines!?
Counselor: No, neither. You can be an air fag.

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fat air

n.

What a fat person disappears into when she is out with her friends of 'normal' weight, & she suddenly gets the urge to go home & hide from the world because she feels SO fat next to her friends. This necessitates coming up with a plausible excuse to be able to leave.

Girl 1: Hey. Where's Kel? Wasn't she standing there just a moment ago??
Girl 2: She left. Said her cats needed feeding or neutering, or something.
Girl 1: I see. Guess she disappeared into fat air.

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