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National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒
“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍
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If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.
*At diner*
'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'
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The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite
Ive waited 13 days for April 26th
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were you born in April 20?
yes
its hitler's bday😐
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national hanging brain day. primarily celebrated in the northeast united states, male residents of an area will drop their pants and boxers, and “hang brain” without any reprocussions.
“can’t wait till april 23 so i can go to mellisa’s house and spread eagle on her front lawn”
“tim, let it go, she doesn’t love you anymore”
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Debut date of Kpop boy group CRAVITY.
"What is Cravitys debut date?"
"April 14 2020."
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