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When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.
The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.
When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.
We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?
It means go for it you dummy. Ask them out. What are you waiting for? The worst they can say is no. Or burn your house down. Either way what could go wrong?
Want them to ask you out? Tell them to look up Green-Car on Urban dictionary, maybe they'll get the hint. Or not depends if their smart enough... or just have common sense.
A car that smells like complete ass because of the amount of cigars smoked inside.
Drew: Fuck Brians driving tonight!
Patrick: Is that bad?
Drew: Yea, its Brian's car .
The vehicle you transport your side piece in back to his car parked down the street
After A great fucking session at my house I took my side piece back to his car Via the bootie car
When you find food on the floor of your car or in the seats and eat it
Awww man, found some fries in my cars seat and had an awesome car buffet
When you lean out of the window of a vehicle and puke on the windshield of a car heading the other way.
This is also known as winning the duel.
Jimmy was so out of it yesterday that when we got a taxi he was car jousting the cars speeding by us.
He totally won the duel against a BMW.