Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

Family Nigga Hours

Family Nigga Hours rolls around during Thanksgiving, this is where you better respect yo fam

Yo! Uncle Jared, its Family Nigga Hours

y'all family right?

The question used for when you are speaking to a more, country person, hinting that they enjoy members of their family in such a deep way. See also Incest

Monya: Proceeds to flip off Tristan
Tristan: "No thank you."
Monya: "Why don't you go do that with Allye?"
Tristan: "No thank you.." He paused momentarily, there was silence
Sterling: "Why not.. Y'all family right?" Followed by laughter of the kid across from him.. causing him to laugh aswell.

Family Guy syndrome

Someone who has watched so much Family Guy that they continually make references to cutaway gags or moments from Family Guy in relation to real life scenarios

Friend: so I've been growing out my beard and...

Family Man Addict: HA! That reminds me of the episode where Peter's beard becomes a bird nest

Friend: man you gotta lay off the show, you're developing family guy syndrome

Family Man Addict: Just like the episode where peter thinks he's inside a TV show

Your family is an std

Even wprse than your granny tranny or your family tree LGBT.

Tom: ur mom gay
Alex: Your family is an STD
Tom: *instantly explodes into a black hole*

Irish Family

A family with about 10 kids, mostly living in a two bedroom run down shit hole in New York, Boston, Chicago, Baltimore, Philadelphia or any ware on the East coast. Most Irish kids don't attend school so for the most part are raised and taught by their mothers because their fathers are drunken bastards who just don't care about them. Being a mick would suck balls.

Sean is from some paddyhouse in south Boston, he has 7 brothers and 9 sisters, a common American mick, or any mick for that matter. He is from an Irish Family.

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virtual family kingdom

Virtual Family Kingdom is a magical place where ignorance is bliss. It was a clever ploy to take advantage of noobs and creep out anyone who knows a thing or two about MMOs and laws pertaining to them. Unfortunately for the game's creators, people are on to their scheme.

I would play Virtual Family Kingdom, but I don't enjoy games that smell.

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