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While getting head a french tickler is disgusting.
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The act of sharting while tea bagging.
I was tea bagging Veronica when I felt a fart coming on. When I let it loose, I accidentally sharted all over her face. She laughed it off and thanked me for giving her her first french press.
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Derogatory term for French people. It has gained notoriety over the recent decade for many French people have sued people on cases of prejudicial verbalization.
''HEY, look at that pathetic french fry over there! They need to be cooked and toasted like they used to be!''
- Person 1
''The filth coming out of your mouth is astounding. Why is that these people have to be extremely ignorant?''
- Person 2
''I can answer that question!'' - Stephen Colbert
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The Art of spreading Pate over ones penis, whilst placing a fresh crusty bagette up the anus, completed with a bottle of Red plonk poured over the head.
French Wank. Just try it. I tried it and its great!
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Term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. It comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.
So French Mustard is a combination of the two.
Friend 1: Hey how did that blind date go??
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.
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Noun: Giving a lady a beautiful flower
or:
Fisting up the anus whilst wearing a glove made of kid leather.
Can also be a verb, to French Glove.
Also: the French glover
Look out for the French glove!
The couple that French gloves stays together forever.
The French glove was given to you??? You must be well liked!
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When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so they stick out from under his ass and another person blows him while squeezing his balls as if they were trumpet valves. Preferably the giver's nose is nuzzled tightly between the receiver's ass cheeks.
I had swamp ass that day, so when Jake decided to give me a,"french horn," I hestated, then quickly said yes anyway.
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