Bone Seer

An insult that inflicts the maximum amount of emotional pain upon its victim; an insult that destroys the victim's ego; emotional ownage

Man, he asked her to the dance but she just laughed in his face. What a bone seer.

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bone dog

to get down and dirty in the sheets or wherever you can pull a car over

I bone dogged the hell out of him in walmarts parking lot last night.

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thrum bone

The act of forcing ones thumb into a partners rectal passage, without the act being discussed or pre arranged.

There is a high chance that this act is will be made by a opportunist and stealthily approached.

"Hey Pash whats that over there?"
"oooooh my god what the fuck was that?"
"i just thrum boned you dude!!!"

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Beyond Bone

bi-yond - bohn adjective

Analogous to when you see a girl that's really hot and she will give you a boner but then you see a girl that's even hotter than that and she is Beyond Bone. She's so hot you don't even get a boner because she's hotter than that.

Josh: Hey dude, check out that Maserati, it's so cool!

Paul: Oh man, that car is totally Beyond Bone!!

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Chill the bones

Relax. Don't get so worked up. Chill out.

Hey man, chill the bones!

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Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

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Dry Bones

A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence.

See Bone Dry

Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet"
Me: "Shit man, that's some dry bones"

Friend: "My fiancé wants me to help out with the wedding invitations".
Me: "Dry...."
Friend: "...Bones."

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