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When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.
Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!
an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.
We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.
John is not your average guy; he had an undeniable charm that seemed to captivate everyone he met. Tall, with a disarming smile and a quick wit, John had a way of making people feel special. What makes Johnny most special is his back shot ability. The way he gets in there is now a staple in the community.
Johnny Backshots was soooo good last night, you have to try him out!
Making a simple task look hard
“Trips over nothing” oops ive done a Johnny Logue!
A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.
**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.
Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
The fattest motherfucker out there known for getting cut from many sports teams. He is very large and nobody likes him
Look at Johnny Roth over there he thicc
Nah he ain’t thick he’s fat