A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor
John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone
When your girl sabatages the condom and you shoot through the tip.
My thottie hit me with a trap load.
When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
1) A way of saying someone is 'loaded out the butt'.
2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.
rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player
My neighbor must be loaded out the caboose. He drives a Porsche, just put in a new pool and recently got back from a Fiji.
When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.
Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.
A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex
Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?
Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
The act of transferring ones laundry from the washing to the dryer.
*On a Sunday*
Hey man, where's Brent?
Oh it's Sunday he's probably just flipping the load.