smoke meat

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

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dude meat

slang term for penis, wang, tally wacker, cock, dick, dong, etc.

hey if your hungry you can always shlob my dude meat

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white meat

Chicken, pork(the other white meat), or baby(the other other white meat), also known in rap music as bustin someones head

"Baby, the other other white meat!"
Fat Bastard - Austin Powers

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meat stocking

Vagina

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.

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Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.

My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!

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whore meat

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.

"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.

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Meat burrito

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga

Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."

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