thrum bone

The act of forcing ones thumb into a partners rectal passage, without the act being discussed or pre arranged.

There is a high chance that this act is will be made by a opportunist and stealthily approached.

"Hey Pash whats that over there?"
"oooooh my god what the fuck was that?"
"i just thrum boned you dude!!!"

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Beyond Bone

bi-yond - bohn adjective

Analogous to when you see a girl that's really hot and she will give you a boner but then you see a girl that's even hotter than that and she is Beyond Bone. She's so hot you don't even get a boner because she's hotter than that.

Josh: Hey dude, check out that Maserati, it's so cool!

Paul: Oh man, that car is totally Beyond Bone!!

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Chill the bones

Relax. Don't get so worked up. Chill out.

Hey man, chill the bones!

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Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

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Bone Seer

An insult that inflicts the maximum amount of emotional pain upon its victim; an insult that destroys the victim's ego; emotional ownage

Man, he asked her to the dance but she just laughed in his face. What a bone seer.

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bone dog

to get down and dirty in the sheets or wherever you can pull a car over

I bone dogged the hell out of him in walmarts parking lot last night.

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Homeward Bone

To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.

Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!

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