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Take a handful of pancake, either batter or cooked. and slap someone when they are not expecting it.
"Hey Brandon" "What?" "PANCAKE SLAP"
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What the tits of a defensive female look like.
Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.
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When a woman is getting double-ended by two Kurdish men, and they both nut on her at the same time, covering her in warm Middle-Eastern Man-Syrup.
A lady met two men while on holidays in Kurdistan.
Things got a bit frisky, and they gave her the Kurdish Pancake.
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a very very very, yet again, very ugly pancake.
i am the burnt one, the lonely one, the misshapen, last-bit-of-mix one. the tough one who was left in the fridge too long. i am the ugly pancake.
forever alone.
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When you’re fucking real hard and then you cum inside her ass and continue to fuck with your floppy, sticky pancake dick.
Dude last night I was throwing my pancake in your bitch
i was just throwing my pancake in Devin’s mom
a peculiar condition resulting from excess consumption of breakfast cakes. a highly advanced case of pancake top.
mmm summer's coming and my pancake six-pack is ripe.
The theory that the second pancake will be significantly better than the first one. For example, your mom and dad got divorced after 5 years of marriage. Then, your dad got remarried and just celebrated their 20 year anniversary.
"Lisa and I broke up"
"Don't worry, 2nd Pancake Theory
"Thanks, man"