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Retard Parade

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.

Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...

by radaradarada December 12, 2008

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Space Retard

A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.

Also known as a Wiggins

"Hey guys! Look what I just found!"
"Shut up Wiggins."
"Calm down bro, he's just a Space Retard."

by twistedmind420 August 28, 2020

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Retard Rumble

A large brawl consisting of people with special needs. Winner takes all, fight to the death.

Hey Johnny, got any plans for tonight?
Yeah, I'm going to watch the Retard Rumble at the children's Hospital.

by Rustic Undies February 28, 2020

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Retard Ball

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball

Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!

by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017

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pure retardation

Normally described of an act so retarded that even someone who shows high intelligence is Ashe and or told are you fucking retarded you idiot

*Child runs into wall once crys *
Teacher: are you okay?!
Child:yes.
Proceeds to run into wallagain

Teacher:you see that right there children that is pure retardation

by The blue slime January 16, 2018

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macly retarded

unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer

gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.

by yearbook club November 19, 2007

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retarded gazelle

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.

josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.

by youwantme23 January 23, 2011

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