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1) (n) An unguided bomb fitted with vanes at the aft end to retard (slow) its rate of descent. Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the vanes (air brakes) allow the delivery aircraft to egress without being struck by fragments from it's own ordnance upon detonation.
2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.
3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.
1) The F4U screamed across the treetops and dropped a stick of retarded bombs on the SAM site, much to the SAM crew's displeasure.
2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."
3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."
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A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.
Also known as a Wiggins
"Hey guys! Look what I just found!"
"Shut up Wiggins."
"Calm down bro, he's just a Space Retard."
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A large brawl consisting of people with special needs. Winner takes all, fight to the death.
Hey Johnny, got any plans for tonight?
Yeah, I'm going to watch the Retard Rumble at the children's Hospital.
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Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball
Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?
Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!
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Normally described of an act so retarded that even someone who shows high intelligence is Ashe and or told are you fucking retarded you idiot
*Child runs into wall once crys *
Teacher: are you okay?!
Child:yes.
Proceeds to run into wallagain
Teacher:you see that right there children that is pure retardation
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unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer
gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.
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There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!
Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)
Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded
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