A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.
I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.
Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."
A place that deserves to be a landmark because of a certain meme.
A man has fallen into the Lego City River
when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
The act of squirting via masturbation by a female who is still a virgin.
Tiffany experienced a virgin river when she rubbed her vagina.
A phrase used by pro-Palestinians to call for a free Palestine, because Isnotreal is illegally occupying Palestine and oppressing the innocent Palestinians.
Person 1: Free Palestine! :3
Person 2: From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
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The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.