Road Munchies

1) The act of orally pleasing a girl while she is driving

2) Smoking weed while driving resulting in an instantaneous trip to McDonalds.

1) Joel: Hey will you give me road head?

Rae: Only if you give me road munchies. I won't get you off unless you get me off.

2) Joel: Dude, I'm so high right now.

Dave: Ya man, I got some serious road munchies. Let's go to Taco Bell

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out the road

Another way of saying out the way.

Jim: "Do you want to do something today?"

Claire: "No I really have to get this essay out the road"

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Road Shit

Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.

"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."

"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."

"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"

"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"

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Road Dukin

The act of taking a crap while hanging your ass out of the window of a moving automobile.

kyle: "CW got a ticket for indecent exposure."

Brian: "What in the hell was he doing."

Kyle: "Road dukin!"

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road dong

Getting head while driving a car

Only the most prostegust og men can do this. Don't get "road dong" confused with "road dome" this is very conserverary. Raod dong is a must higher ranking in blow jobs as it is done in a gentlamanly fashion, know by other people as rape. While road dome is sudmisive.

jake: Man did you really cuff that girl to your dick to get road dong?

zac: Yah no big deal.

Jake: you're the shit rainman!

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on the road to recovery

Getting better. Being injured or something that ales you into being unhealthy and in poor health for a long period of time.

Slowly showing progress in better health.

example: a junkie who cant kick is on the road to recovery it will be a long road for a lifetime of kicking the habit.

"Your on the road to recovery" being a junkie and turning sober isn't always easy to walk away from.
Your "On the road to recovery", your health is improving, your walking again and close to coming home from the hospital soon.

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Fork-Roading

The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually done with forks.

BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!

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