opa salad

the act of performing annilingus on a partner to orgasm to the point of their deficating in a person's mouth. Stated another way tossing salad until you get swallow a hershey squirt.

He had to gargle with bleach after tossing an opa salad to get the taste out of his mouth

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seizure salad

The effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. Usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.

Brad and I got so seizure salad last night and watched Intervention.

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greek salad

a hairy butthole

Look at the hair on that girls arms, I bet she has a greek salad.

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Salad Bar

When 4 or more homeless women are in a Toyota Prius having intercourse.

I was driving to work today and i saw a "Salad Bar".

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mexican salad

When you discover some grumpy lettuce and yak all over it.

When that girl spread her legs, I gave her a mexican salad all over her shit.

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Egg Salad

This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side.

Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"

2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!"

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salad fingers

I heard its whut a guy saw when he was tripping on acid and turned it into a flash cartoon

salad fingers creeps me out

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